Jul 31 2009
Madonna’s arm muscles
Poor old Madonna - she can’t do right for doing wrong. If she doesn’t keep up her two-hour-a-day fitness regime, her body may thicken or - gasp - droop, and she may risk being charged with the celebrity crime of “going to seed”. Yet her honed biceps and protruding veins have this week been compared to the preserved bodies exhibited by the controversial German anatomist Gunther “Dr Death” von Hagens.
The gossip website TMZ said it best when they dared to blog what many people were apparently already thinking adding a picture caption that read “After dinner with her 22-year-old toyboy, Madonna flashed her grotesquely sexy 50-year-old appendages. Nothing says ageing gracefully like an overly worked-out pair of monstrously sculpted and bloodcurdling veiny corpse arms.”
